SOFTBALL.....ME?

A few weeks ago I had gone to watch Megan play on her coed softball team, well they were short one female....enter me on the field.....I had the only qualification they needed being one female. No they did not take into consideration that I had not played softball since BC (before children). I know what you're all thinking so just stop that right now. I was spectacular given the fact that I was using Mike's glove and the first time a guy threw me the ball I yelled at him and told him I was "only a prop" and NOT under any circumstance should he throw the ball to me!!!! I was playing second base (I know it gets even stranger) and there was an easy out on a runner going from first to second so I stepped on the bag and told the dude to throw (okay toss) me the ball.....TOSS.....CATCH.....OUT!!!!!
I voted myself MVP!!
(I still question why they didn't carry me from the infield on their shoulders!)